Hwy Signs, Photos, Toons and Humor 1- 134

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Hwy Signs, Photos, Toons and Humor 1- 134

There is a little time for humor in everyone's life. We hope you find some here. Most of the jokes we have collected in our travels around the country. The clips, hwy. signs and pictures or photos have been sent in by folks like you you be shared with others. Please enjoy all we have to offer and tell a friend. Help put some humor into there day.

" Note ". We do not know where most of these clips started at, so if they don't belong here let us know. We will remove them on proof of ownership and request or post a link to your site.

Where Are We?

A man and his wife were driving their RV across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress: "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand." The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."

Traffic Sign:

A cop pulls over a moterhome full of nuns.
Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway --

why are you going so slow?"
Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit,

that's the name of the highway you're on!"
Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know.

I'll be more careful.
At this point the cop looks in the back where

the other nuns are shaking and trembling.
Cop: Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there?

"They're shaking something terrible."
Sister: Oh, we just got off of highway 119.